patrickmstump:

every ranking outfits with pete

pw: this is a baffling outfit

also pw: 5/5

oldschooldisco:

Patrick as Brendon and Pete as Ryan for Halloween

turing-tested:

generate a girlfriend here and tag this with what kind of girlfriend you got

meanlesbianrobin:

favorite cancelled netflix show

i am not okay with this

mindhunter

the oa

sense8

tuca & bertie

the get down

dead end: paranormal park

everything sucks

inside job

glow

santa clarita diet

another one i couldn’t fit (say which one in the tags)

i’m not including warrior nun, just because it’s been kind of saved, but anything else is fair game!

lower-ones-eyes:

dni-archive:

ALT

ALT

entroponauts:

reblog and put in the tags the earliest songs you remember actively liking as a child (asking adults to play them for you, learning the lyrics, being excited when they came on the radio etc.)

five-flats:

kimmycup:

wildlyannoyingdoofus:

dexer-von-dexer:

stem-stims:

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle

youwerelikeanangel:

you did it again andrew

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

swampgallows:

swampgallows:

kragehund-est:

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. “oh it’s such an ugly color, too bright!” look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she’s the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

rthko:

The thing about depression is that motivation is rare, so when it comes around you gotta ride it reverse cowgirl, bouncing up and down moaning and howling until it shoots a two weeks pent up load right up your stretched out hole and finally you have a clean room but it’s 2 am on a weeknight.

dunkstein:

loseremo:

zootycoon:

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months

willgrahamscock:

t-shirt that says ‘touch starved’ and on the back it says 'for violence’

souldagger: